iced coffee blend
I wandered around the beach and found a place that was somewhere in the middle: not an overpriced tourist trap, but also not sketchy. "Iced coffee blend" - what's that? Some kind of cheap coffee mix, like a whiskey blend, right?
Turns out, it means coffee with a scoop of ice cream in it. Which is great, of course, but I had also ordered a slice of apple pie with ice cream on it. Great, now even I'm judging myself.